Posts Tagged ‘Episode I’

GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Monday, August 10th, 2009

Yeah. That's a recruiting poster, all right.If you had shown me GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra when I was 12 years old, it would have usurped The Empire Strikes Back as my favorite movie of all time. (more…)

Transformers 2

Sunday, June 28th, 2009

Yeah, but does it change colors if you press your thumb on it?This is not a good movie. It is artless, it is crass, it is vaguely racist, and it sets back international relations 50 years or more.

But God help me. I loved it. (more…)