Archive for the ‘Spoilertastic Spoilercast™’ Category

Episode 60: The Spoiler Episode

Saturday, May 24th, 2014
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True story: I had one of those two-foot-tall hard plastic Godzilla toys you see to the left. I used to sleep with it instead of a stuffed animal. All well and good, until his rocket fist would go off in the middle of the night and hit me in the eye. Godzilla apparently never heard the saying “love shouldn’t hurt.”

This informed every major relationship of the rest of my life.

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Episode 44: 45 Is The New 44

Thursday, November 8th, 2012

Okay, so, first things first. You have to ignore what we say at the beginning, middle, and end of this episode. Specifically in re: the episode number. See, it’s been so long since the last time Nate decided to grace us with his presence we were able to record that I figured the episode count had somehow  incremented without us. Kind of like the cobbler and the shoe elves or possibly the weird homeless guy that sneaks into your house and rubs his junk in the butter tray, I just assumed someone else would record and post a show for us and also put pubes in the okay you know what this analogy isn’t working.

But back we are, and all hell follows with us! And by “hell” I of course mean Nate. (more…)

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Episode 41: Batmania

Tuesday, August 7th, 2012

This week on the podcast, our timely up-to-the-minute coverage of a movie that came out almost a month ago. In other news: Hindenberg burns, Germany invades Poland, Watergate office complex robbed, and that’s not Cindy Lauper’s real hair color.

You better love Batman, folks, because we got not one, not two, but three full Batman-laden segments of the show for you. It’s a veritable Human Centipede of Batman-tainted film criticism.

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Episode 39: We Didn’t Start The Fire

Sunday, June 17th, 2012

Get it? FIRE?!?

Okay, so, maybe you’re not up on your Greek mythology. BUT! If you’ve gone to see Prometheus, the newest release from my man Ridley Scott, then you’re more than likely up on your Geek Mythology. Because, you know, Alien. And Aliens. And…you know what, that’s all I’m going to choose to remember, because frankly the rest of the series is pretty much the worst thing ever. (more…)

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