HA! You didn’t think we’d get in our fourth episode of the year, did you?!?! WELL THE JOKE’S ON YOU SWEETHEART BECAUSE HERE IT IS.
Wait, did we really only do four episodes? What the hell are they paying us for?
Wait, they’re not paying us?
Wait, who’s “they,” anyway? Is it us? Are we they? Or is they us? Or am we them?
SPOILER ALERT: IT’S ACTUALLY MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY(more…)