Archive for May, 2014

Episode 60: The Spoiler Episode

Saturday, May 24th, 2014
Image via Coolandcollected.com

True story: I had one of those two-foot-tall hard plastic Godzilla toys you see to the left. I used to sleep with it instead of a stuffed animal. All well and good, until his rocket fist would go off in the middle of the night and hit me in the eye. Godzilla apparently never heard the saying “love shouldn’t hurt.”

This informed every major relationship of the rest of my life.

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