Archive for July, 2013

Episode 54: Pacific Rim Employment

Tuesday, July 30th, 2013

Summer movie season has been in full swing, has reached its apogee, is now plummeting back to earth, and, like the teacup under the highdiver, we’re there to catch it!

Seriously though, if episode 53 was the pinnacle of our show, episode 54 is whatever the opposite of a pinnacle is. The buttacle.

This is the buttacle of our show.

Oh, it’s not terrible. We’re still the best podcast on the internet; that’s not even up for debate. I’m just saying, be prepared for a 15-minute, meandering, eventual C+ review of Pacific Rim by yours truly.

Fight mediocrity with more mediocrity, I always say! (more…)

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The Lone Ranger

Thursday, July 11th, 2013

What do you think of when you think of the Lone Ranger? Is it the William Tell Overture? Is it the silver bullets? Is it the fact that he never kills, but always shoots the guns out of his enemy’s hands? Maybe it’s the “Hi-yo Silver, away!” catchphrase? Or that he stood for “truth, justice, and the American way”?

Or do you think of the fact that he’s a dimwitted moron that succeeds only in spite of his own clownish stupidity, and even then only because of complete and total outlandish luck?

If you answered “yes” to the last one and “no” to everything else before that, have I got the movie for you!

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