Haha! Just joshin’. We’re not actually philanthropists. The filthy rabble can get their own billions and billions of dollars to play with! Remember: if everyone is special, then no one is special, so make sure to spend some time every day making other people feel a little less special. That’s my mantra.
Oh, who am I kidding. I’m not special, and I’m not a billionaire, and I’m not a philanthropist (though I give my pocket change to the Salvation Army every holiday season). I am, however, a guy that saw some movies and talked about them on the internet, so SUCK IT MOTHER THERESA.