Archive for February, 2012

Episode 33: Wolf Punch

Friday, February 24th, 2012

WOLVES. The modern scourge. Eating our babies. Stealing our food. Causing that mortgage crisis thing. Wolves. Can no one stop them? Are we doomed to oppression under their hairy, knuckleless fists? That’s the question we ask this week. Our answers may surprise you. (more…)

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Episode 32: Money Where Your Mouth Is

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

I like to think that I’m a humble man, but I dare you to find a better podcast on the Internet this week. Seriously folks, just sit back and bathe in it. Let it wash over you. It’ll heal the sick and raise the dead.

We start off this uber-show with a discussion of The Tree of Life, where we dissect the movie, wade around in its viscera, literally get elbows-deep in its quivering husk, hunting for any semblance of a plot. We find none. BUT! We do find a metric shit-ton of hyperbole and just slather it all over our bodies and…and…okay, this metaphor is starting to disturb even me. (more…)

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Episode 31: After Midnight

Friday, February 10th, 2012

It’s a short show this week folks as Nate and I run out of things to say to each other. Relationships go through this kind of thing. God willing, and with some help from friends and family, we’ll work through this and come through the other side alright. In other words, next week we go back to drinking.

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Episode 30: …

Saturday, February 4th, 2012

Aloha! I hear that in Hawaii, that means “screw you, tourist.” You really don’t want to know what “mahalo” means.

This week on the great big show we do our patented Red Box Roundup™ on a couple of new releases that are being unleashed on gas stations and Wal-Mart anterooms across the nation. First, Nate leads us off with his take on Harry Potter VII: We Like-ah Da Monies. I follow with my take on George Clooney’s latest vehicle, The Ides Of March aka Republicans Smell Funny. (more…)

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