Episode 9: Baygasm
On today’s show Nate and I start with taking some time to cover our little bet, and what little chance I have to avoid seeing “Smurfs 3D.” If I am able, however, to avoid that fate worse than death, it’ll be thanks to that charming visage to the left and the fact that he is, in fact, a magic lamp that, when rubbed correctly, will produce a near-constant stream of pure money.
From there, we go on to discuss the Full Frontal 3D Baygasm that I experienced, in the form of Transformers 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH. While Nate has not yet experienced the glory, nay, the majesty of TF3, I like to think that my recounting of the experience left an indelible residue on him.
Okay, that came out wrong.
We finish up the Bay-tastic, Bay-gasmic show with a listing of our Top Four (yeah, Nate couldn’t come up with a fifth) Action/Sci-Fi Directors list. I’m not going to spoil it, except to say that Michael Bay may wind up on one of the lists.
So put on your sunglasses and walk slowly away from the explosion without looking back kiddies, because anything less would be bad form.